Friday, May 17, 2013

Obama's had a bad week!

*Angelina Jolie admitted she had a double mastectomy because she carried a gene that increased her rick of breast cancer. No word on if Brad Pitt will wear them in vials around his neck.


*According to New York Post sources, Bill and Hillary Clinton will not be supporting Anthony Weiner for New York City Mayor. Weiner was kicked out of his office as a U.S. Representative after he tweeted photos of himself to a 21-year-old woman. This must be the first time, Bill isn’t putting his little Weiner out for everyone to see.

*President Obama came out Monday and said that the IRS intentionally targeting conservative groups was “outrageous and there’s no place for it.” But right after President tweeted, “but good job and keep up the hard work.”

*Crossfit South Brooklyn, a New York gym is causing controversy for a crossfit class aimed at women. The class has been named Tough Titday. Feminists groups are outraged while men in the neighborhood want to merge Tough Titday with Weiner Wednesday and come to a happy ending.

(A suburban Chicago teacher died this week, at Wrigleyfile after choking on a hotdog. It’s not the first time someone choked and died in Wrigleyfield, just look at the last 105 years of baseball.

*The American Heart Association published information that said owning a dog was “probably associated” with a lower risk of heart disease. The data also released said that single men owning a cat will probably increase the risk of you being creepy and dying alone.

*Debate rages on between Rublican leaders and the Obama administration over the Benghazi’s attackes on Sept. 11. Questions arose about whether Hilary Clinton used the term “extremist” or “terrorist.” Now we should all know by now the Clinton’s have their own interpretation of the meanings of words, such as “extremists” and “sexual relations.”

*Attorney General Eric Holder will testify over the Associated Press probe. Is it me or is he a stand in for Stedman Graham, Oprah’s boyfriend. Pictures of Holder have been going around the internet of Holder making strange/funny faces like this one

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Do you think that is the same face, Stedman makes when asked if Oprah is gay? Or if you believe she is straight, think that is the same face Stedman makes when Oprah wants to have sex?!?!?!?



*N.J. Gov. Christee said one of the reasons he underwent lap-band surgery in February was he would often get upset when his clothes wouldn’t fit. Boy that’s a sight, naked Christie beating the crap out of his pants cause they wont go all the way up.

*Two women were arrested in Florida after leaving their children (six and eight) along on the beach while they partied on a “booze-cruise” which lasted a few hours. The women claimed they left the child with a babysitter, who denied being asked to watch the children. A tweet saying, “At least they didn’t kill their children then go party,” by Casey Anthony drew some criticism.

*A recent study of Minnesota Lakes found that 32-percent of the lakes have traces of cocain in them while 76-percent have DEET, the insect repellent. In related news, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes have tweeted that they are moving to Minnesota.