Hey new week, new set of bad jokes...
The Obama administration will unveil the new shorter application for health insurance benefits for the federal health care overhaul. Previously the application was too long and complex. Now the application only asks one question, which white person is to pay for your bills.
Carolyn Moos, the former WNBA star was once engaged to Jason Collin’s said she had no idea that Jason was gay. The most surprising news of this story is there was a straight female in the WNBA.
Five sets of twins were born in one Montana maternity ward in just five hours. The crazy part, they all came out of Kim Kardashian.
Shermain Miles, 51, a Chicago woman has been arrested 396 times since 1978 and has 83 aliases. Those include 92 for theft, 65 for disorderly conduct and 59 for prostitution. Police say she has been arrested so many times, they don’t know what to charge her with so instead the city announced she is running for office.
A condom maker has invented a battery powered underwear that vibrates with a smart phone app. Men everywhere are scared because they know the only reason they are now needed, is to kill bugs.
The National Hispanic Foundation for the Arts is upset at Barbie, the creators of Barbie have come out with Dolls of the World Collection but they feel the dolls are showing stereotypes. Barbie said that is nonsense and showed the picture of the new Mexico Barbie which featured a shirt that says “illegal” and comes with a switchblade.
Doctor’s are telling teens do not try the cinnamon challenge, which you are bared to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon within a minute. Last year 222 people were brought to the e.r. after attempting this challenge. The only other substance that has sent more people to the hospital, Charlie Sheen’s sperm.
Ford has announced a new brand to be sold exclusively in China, the Ford Escort. The stylish car promises to help those who can’t see properly but will ultimately screw them in the end.
Doctors have found that playing Tetris could help those with lazy eyes. Just what every female wants to hear, male telling them playing video games is good for them.
A Columbia, South Carolina rapper by the name of Pimp Stick Quezzy is facing 12 years in prison for pleading guilty for being a pimp. He had a dozen of his prostitutes get tattoos of his name, “Quezzy.” Police said the women also had tattoos of his face, phone number and twitter account on them.
Farrah Abraham, the former star of teen mom allegedly sold her porno tape to Vivid Entertainment for over $1 million. Has Abraham done anything in which she didn’t spread her legs?
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